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I have a lack of appreciation for the human race. In short, I probably don't like you.
I hate people who think it's "cool" to have dead animal bits draping off their fat, regularly unwashed bodies. No one cares that you go to the Ren Fest you D.K. idiot! You're not some lame anime character! And cut your stupid hair!
Modesty gets you no where so you will frequently see me expressing my opinions of my self inflicted superiority... because I am god.
Which brings me to my next hate. Judgmental Christian teeny-boppers. You're a failure at life and you're going to go to hell because God hates judgmental pr**** more than he hates gays in the military, shell fish or whatever cockamamy bull hockey that's been vomited on your massive pile of flimsy paper that you refer to as "His word".
I hate being cold
I hate touchy people who are easily offended. Get a life and grow up. Everyone in this world is not going to tip-toe around the 109,903,383,901,938 things you're offended by, just because it makes you sad or you threaten to kill yourself because someone doesn't like your shoes.
Ballet heels disgust me. Anyone who wears them should jump off a building.
I like sex.... that doesn't make me a s***, and let me tell you why. Because I secretly have a penis. Shh.... haha, -sigh- No, no I don't. I lied. I have a vagina. But that made the fact that I like sex better for the three seconds (if you're a terrible reader) you believed that I did. SEXIST PIECE OF CRAP!
I hate teachers who make students read aloud in class. Not necessarily because of the teacher... but because no mater how old your class is, no matter what grade you're in, there's at least 5 kids who read like boarder line retarded second graders. YOU'RE 18! At some point you have to realize that you're a failure at life because you can't read at even half your age level.
I hate hot topic pants. You know, the ones that are made for ogres but that "mall goths" wear for some mysterious reason. I've come to the conclusion that these people are aliens from another planet come to torture us with this horrific visual offense. Plus they hit everyone within a ten-foot radius of them with the 50pounds of chains hanging of these ridiculous.... monstrosities.
I hate Sublime, Nirvana and Grateful Dead. However I do appreciate the visually interesting art that Grateful dead advertises on their posters, and album covers.... but that doesn't mean it's meant for shirts no matter how much pot you smoke.
I hate Halo. However I love many, Many, MANY other games.
Across the Universe was stupid and if it weren't for the Beatles songs... it would've been a movie MADE for Hillary Duff and the disney channel.
I don't feel bad for fat people because they're fat. If they get shot I'd feel bad. Unless it was because they were being used as a human shield by the actual target. Then it'd just be funny.
I hate snuff films. Don't mix boobs with gore. It's pointless. I can fully enjoy a film without boobs. And I can fully enjoy boobs without film.
I take pictures. Not those deep "I wanna kill myself because my photographs are so deep and I feel black and white is the only way to express the lack of love in my heart! *bang bang bang*" crap. I take GOOD pictures. Look, chances are, if you THINK your art is deep... it's probably not.
I'm better than you.
I'm not better than my friend Maureen who is like Buddha making sweet love to a hot Asian chick with a squid on her head underneath a cherry blossom tree. Yum.
Internet is my life.... and so is Quick Trip coffee.
I hate bumper stickers. You're pathetic if you think the person behind you cares about your opinion on abortion or who you voted for in the last election. Stop wearing your thoughts on the ass of your car!
I drive faster when my clutch isn't going out.
I don't care what you think of me so don't bother wasting your time telling me.
I'm glad they finally put Terry Shivoe out of her misery. If you're mad, please feel free to do the same to me when I'm trapped in a vegetative state... only, do it sooner.
I don't care that you shop at Hot Topic all the time and have therefore come to a shocking revelation that The Nightmare Before Christmas is "omgthemostamazingthingEVER!" and now you're living under the impression that Tim Burton is god. He's a cool guy.... but not god-like.
I hate tattoos of bible quotes, praying hands, crosses, names, ladybugs, or hearts.... be original.
Septum piercings are pointless....Besides, what if you sneeze and snot flies out and gets caught on the ring and you don't notice.... Gross.
Boondock Saints is overrated and stupid.

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